today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

kevvn:

Heres a picture of me being ugly

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bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure